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ATTACK OF THE MUSHROOM PIZZA-Bad movie night, too many mushrooms on a frozen pizza and you're in for nightmares from hell.Especially when the Japanese cast sings The Ya Ya
Song.Guest starring Godzilla and a bunch of phallic images.

CURSING OF THE AZTEC MUMMY-Popoco gets pi$$ed when he finds out that half of his screen time is culled from two of the earlier movies.He goes to complain but no one can understand his inarticulate grunts and they think he has a severe gastrointestinal problem.A fourth sequel MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE is written in 8 minutes.

BOOTY SNATCHER FROM HELL-Tokyo residents are up in arms when aliens come to steal their wimmen with fast talk and empty promises.Everyone stands around looking grim, nodding their heads and occasionally grunting.

SIMPSON VS THE VAMPIRE WOMEN- D'OH! Homer takes on the crusty face vampire women when Samson is hit with a severe case of jock itch.Instead of guarding the intended victim of the vampires Homer wrestles with a box of Krispy Kremes.The vampires win and Homer is booted across the border to the strains of Yanqui Go Home!

FACE OF THE SCREAMING MOVIE VIEWER-Another unsuspecting movie buff is sent into an epiphany of screams as they watch a Jerry Warren butcher job.Nothing makes sense and the cast just keep on talking and talking and talking....

BLUE DEMON AND MIL'S MASCARAS IS RUNNING-Yet another Mexican wrestler flick that dares to show you what is REALLY under those masks.Eyeliner, highlighting and other makeup tips to look special for those big matches at the arena.

1000 LIES OF DR SELF ABUSE-Hear such standards as:"I'm not playing with it!" "It was an accident!". "It isn't what it looks like!".Shiver in fear as you may go blind or need to shave your palms.Pee Wee Herman as Dr Self Abuse.

SCOTLAND YARD SALE OF DR MABUSE-The Yard sells off fiendish devices of Mabuse to meet the budget crunch.Pick up mind numbing drugs, death rays and neat disguises to fool your friends and take over the world.

CURSE OF THE CRYING, SCREAMING ANGRY WOMAN-Mexican Spitfire finds out about hubby's mistress and the $h%# hits the fan.Filmed in 3-D so you can actually see glasses, vases and your golf clubs thrown at you.

FUDD AND BLACK LACE-After seeing Bugs spend years dressing up in women's clothing, Elmer J Fudd gives it a try.And he likes it!However black lace is his downfall and Pepe Le Pew hits on him with comic results.

DON'T HAVE BREAKFAST WITH THE LIVING DEAD AT MANCHESTER MORGUE-You won't like what is being served up and you may wind up on the menu.