So what's the big surprise about Don Johnson renting a whole bunch of gay porn at a video store and buying a whole bunch of sex toys mostly used by gay men? (It's been reported--and, surprised, proven--in several supermarket tabloids.) For God's sake, already, the first thing he did when he when he got to California was to star bare-ass in the stage version of FORTUNE AND MEN'S EYES and move in with its director, Sal Mineo . . .