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Greeneyes(34) 3
Terror In The Wax Museum 3-Great cast, dull movie. Pretty talky and zero suspense. I'm being too kind in my rating.
Death Warmed Up 3.5
Curse Of The Voodoo 3.5
Scared To Death (47) 4.5
The Dead 9-More of a survival movie with lots of zombies who are seemingly in every frame lending quiet menace. Very nice surprise.

Curse Of Bigfoot ACK!-You will watch a dog drink an entire bowl of milk during the first nine minutes. Combo of piss poor new footage added to a bad older movie Teenagers Battle The Thing. Watching Bigfoot take a big honking dump on your neighbors porch would be far more entertaining.

Night Fright ACK!-A lot of great movies come out of Texas. This isn't one of them.John Agar is perpetually pissed as a Sheriff fighting a monster from outer space.

Keep My Grave Open ACK!-But not my eyes. Another one from Texas that is pretty dull. Some nonsense about a sister and brother team that may or may not be imaginary. After twenty minutes you won't give a shit.

Frankenstein '80 1-A testicle transplant seems to be the "highlight" of this monster mess. Not very entertaining.

Evil Brain From Outer Space ACK!-Monsters in tights. The fights looked like ballet. In fact this might have played better if it were a ballet.

Dungeons Of Horror 3.5-Usually this one gets a "1" or an "Ack". However I was in the mood for another bad movie out of Texas with really bad acting but very creepy claustrophobic atmosphere and an over the top leper scene.

Thor 9-Better than I expected. This may be better than the Iron Man series.

The Blood Rose 2-Pretty to look at with some very striking shots. Too bad about the plot. And wtf is up with the little guys in prehistoric garb?

Mystery Of The White Room 6 Above average mystery.
The Black Doll 4 Average mystery.

Wrestling Women Vs The Aztec Mummy 3-This isn't aging very well. 70 minutes into an 89 minute flick the monster shows up. The first 70 minutes are pretty painful without it.

Kill The Irishman 7.5

Garden Of The Dead 5-This is another bad film that was more entertaining than it should have been. Prisoners who snort formaldehyde
come back from the dead to kill the living. Under an hour running time which is another plus.

Raptus (Terror Of Dr Hichcock) 8

Bride Of The Monster 2-Bela Lugosi and amateur night. Go ahead and throw bricks.

Ken Hanke wrote:

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If you hadn't given that abomination VOODOO ISLAND a 5.5., I might've ignored the 2 for BRIDE OF THE MONSTER.

I used to give Voodoo a "7" but the last viewing kind of went south (seas) on me.

Ken Hanke wrote:

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That you have watched it multiple times is itself disturbing.

To paraphrase Jeremy Irons in Reversal Of Fortune "You have no idea how disturbing I am."

Mutant(84) 5.5
Eerie Midnight Horror Show 1
Master Of Horror 6.5
Blood Sabbath 1
The Haunted Strangler 7.5
Graveyard Of Horror 4
La horripilante bestia humana 2
The Blood Beast Terror 3.5
Senora Meurte 1.5
Page & Plant No Quarter 5
Tower Of Evil 6.5

HarryLong wrote:

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King Of Jazz wrote:

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Mr. Hanke finds me far more disturbing, believe me.

Primarily because evilskippy is under no delusion that he's normal.

Thank you kind sir.

Resurrection Joe II wrote:

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Was THE BODY STEALERS the one with Maurice Evans and George Sanders?

Yup. Also known as THIN AIR and INVASION OF THE BODY STEALERS.