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THUNDA & LIGHTNIN
Co-starring Buster Hymen Crabbe and Nick Amos & Andy Stewart.

BOMBA THE JUNGLE BOYO
The pudge-prince of the jungle discovers his Irish heritage and runs for political office.

THE GOLDEN IDYLL
Life is just perfect for Bomba. No problems. Everythings peaceful. Dull film with a lot of stock shots of clouds (lifted from an earlier Weissmueller film).

THE LYIN HUNTERS
Bomba encounters a trio of white hunters (Raymond Burr, Raymond Hatton and Raymond Bailey) who all claim to have shot more animals than Frank Buck. Bomba discovers they never shot Frank Buck at all, and leaves them to be devoured by a man-eating rhinoceros (played by Charlie Gemorra).

KING SOLOMONS WINES
Stewart Grainger and Richard Carlson vie for supremacy over who can drink more of the fabled Grape of the Ancient Temple. Cinecolor prints make the wine look astoundingly red, not to mention the faces of the leads.

ALLAN QUATERMASS & THE LOST TITTY OF GOLD
Rocket scientist Richard Chamberlain teams with a psychopathic Lesbian Sharon Stone (clean-shaven) to recover the missing piece of a statue created by ancient alien astronauts.

TARZAN THE FLIGHTY
That wacky Ape-man just cant keep things straight. His long-suffering wife Jane (Penny Singleton) saves the day, as usual. Lotsa great cutaways to Cheetah, shaking his head. Directed with panache by Lew Landers.

TARZANS TRAGIC FOUNTAIN
The Waters of Woe cause Tarzan and family to spiral into clinical depression. Even Cheetah isnt funny any more. Dr. Edleman (Onslow Stevens) convinces them its all in their heads.

TARZAN ESCAPADES
Eleanor Holm and Johnny Weissmueller in a water-duel to the death.

TARZAN AND HIS MEAT
Eschewing fruits, the Jungle King chows down on gazelle pastrami, while Jane (Maureen OSullivan, never more fetching) expresses concern about his potency. One of those remarkable pre-Code, progressive examinations of the human condition.

TARZAN FINDS A SUN
The dense African clouds (later re-used in a Bomba epic) dissipate and the Lord of the Jungle realizes its almost noon.

TARZAN & THE CRAPPERS
Wide-eyed superstitious natives, led by priestess Dorothy Dandridge, enlist the aid of Tarzan (Lex Barker, barefoot) to investigate strange monolithic wooden buildings which have appeared in the Forbidden Land. AKA TARZANS POTTY PERIL, and JUNGLE HALF-MOON MEN.

TARZANS DESERT MISERY
Its really hot out there. I mean, really hot. And psycho fan Kathy Bates wont go away.

TARZANS SAVAGE FURY
The story of a horse, and the Ape Man who loved him. It pisses the horse off big time. The horse savagely kills Tarzan, but Jane takes the fall.

TARZAN FINDS A SON-IN-LAW
Trouble in the tree house when Tarzan learns Boy has married portly wandering amnesiac Grady Sutton, who turns out to be a fuddyduddy, a mooncalf and a jabbernow.

TARZANS TRIUMPHS
The King of the Jungle squeezes his spreading bulk into a sporty red roadster, one of many for sale at his upper Zambisi car dealership.

TARZAN AND THE VALLEY OF FEAR
Intrigued by the murder of a Mormon missionary (Tom Conway), Tarzan (Johnny Weissmueller) and Dr. Watson (Nigel Bruce) discover that the district commissioner is none other than Col. Sebastian Moran (George Zucco). Master of jungle disguises, Tarzan cleverly impersonates a Great Ape (Crash Corrigan, or was it Steve Calvert?) and infiltrates a gang of Nazi thugs. Best of the PRC Tarzans, high praise indeed.

GREYSTROKE, THE ILLNESS OF TARZAN
A cerebral hemorrhage incapacitates the English Lord, causing him to talk in monosyllables. Christopher LAM-BEAR is clearly too old for the role, but its great to see Jay Silverheels as the speech therapist and Glenn Stranges cameo as Disraeli.

TARZAN THE MAGNIFICENT SEVEN
Really Big Jim Pierce, Johnny Lardbucket Weissmueller, Buster Pick-a-fight Crabbe, Gordon Harrumphh Scott, Jocko Bony Mahony, Grinning Denny Miller and Mike Hirsute Henry as overage Apemen gathering to overthrow the jungle kingdom of a suavely sinister scar-faced poacher, subtly underplayed by Neville Brand (in a role written for Vincent Price). Allegedly based on a haiku by Akira Kurosawa.

TARZAN AND THE JUNGLE BOY-TOY
Repressed and little-seen Mike Henry sequel, with Manuel Padilla edging uncomfortably into adulthood.

Thanks. I was wondering if anybody had read them. That's Newsom, boy, the kiss o'death to threads...